SLAPPY TANG meets SNAGGLE TOOTH

So there I was...reading over my boy's blogger, checking out all his little links that I can't view when at work, thank you SIGNAL for blocking everything FUN on our computers. I think I'd have to say that my favorite website while at work would be the one that flashes BLOCKED across the screen and informs me that I'm being monitored. Love it! Anyway, strayed again, sorry, it happens often I'm afraid. "In the world of kiddom, the mind switches gears rapidly" as Ralphie so eagerly informed us in "A Christmas Story". Tho, (mispelled for convenience, just protecting myself from the self righteous, no life, web surfers who like to critize the way I express myself [refer to comments on "a whole new language" post]) anyway, I may not in actuality be a child but I always want to semi reside in the world of kiddom, after all, it's fun there. DANG IT, I did it again.

FOCUS, FOCUS, FOCUS

Rob's blog, websites, ahh yes. I stumbled upon the Prison Bitch Name Generator. This is not surprising knowing the Big T like I do and fondly remembering the night we all sat around the 2604 and got aquainted with our Porn Star Names. Mine, was indeed SLAPPY TANG! How awesome is that? Just call me SLAPPY! Rob's was CPL Hardon, Pedro = General Sticky, Sarah = Nikki ASStroNUT. I think these are the best ever.

It wasn't very long ago that Rob and I were seated at one of our little food spots that we so adore, if not for the food alone, for the name DIRTY LICKENS! Granted, they boast about New York style wings and lets be honest people, on the island of OAHU they don't know the first thing about New York style anything, but the foods not bad, the name, even better. In fact it was the fact that they sell t-shirts there, of course saying DIRTY LICKENS, that Rob thought it would be a great idea to make up sorta co-ed softball jerseys using such shirts and putting each of our porn names on the back. I think it's a great idea...still in the works of course. Who has $12 bucks for t-shirt when you gotta XXXXXXX XXXXXX'X XXXXXX XXX XXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXXXX XXX XX XX XX XXXX XXX XXXXXXXXX. I censored the bashing comments on my "new found money problem".

As for the SNAGGLE TOOTH? I bet you can imagine that is my Prison Bitch name. Again, its fabulous! But remember back in the day how each of us was forced on our own to come up with our porn name? By taking your first pet's name and the street you grew up on. By that standard, I was none other than...Midnight Pleasantview. Not bad, but I'm diggin SLAPPY TANG more! So thank the GOD in the heavens that he has given us web based generators to create them for us now! AMEN.