FREE TO GOOD HOME!

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FREE TO GOOD HOME. 1 bluish in color beta fish. Approximately 3 inches in length. Goes by the name Romeo and/or Poor little guy. Abandoned by owner in November 04. Comes complete with bowl, stand, and light. Light is useful in showing the green water said owner has left poor little guy to rot in. VERY SMART, can spell "help me" with fin on dirty glass. Is used to living in tight spaces ie one inch deep water. IMAGINE THAT, water evaporates after time. Interesting. Great with kids. Slightly nervous behavior. Great listener. NEEDS LOTS OF TLC! Free shipping world wide. If interested, inquire within at the TwO 6 zero FIZZIE.