Honorable Mention

I got so twisted up in my confusing constantly changing points that i failed to mention one very important aspect of my weekend. (as Best Friend would say, "Good story.")

My dear friend Deanna and roommate (until today *sniff* she's moved on to cheaper rent) and I celebrated our "Last Goonies Weekend" by bar hopping downtown. Starting first with MAGOOS off of University Ave. where the beer's cheap and the pizza is great...if you are drunk. DO NOT ATTEMPT SOBER. From there we made our way to Kapiolani Blvd to one of my favorite spots....BLACK GARTER . The beer certainly isn't cheap there, however, I did get to twirl her whilst we danced to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" from there we made our way to Kelly O'neils off of Lewers. It was here that we hit the highlight of our evening. As we sat there and enjoyed the music of a live band, parked at the ONLY available table in the rear by the male restroom, place is forever packed, I spotted a young lad wearing "Rex Kwando pants" for those of you who don't understand what I mean by that comment, its is obvious you've never seen Nap Dynamite. GOSH! When I reference the pants, YES I MEAN THE AMERICAN FLAG ONES! Anyway, for those of you that do understand..continue on..if you don't continue on as well. So Deanna strikes up a little conversation with this dashing individual and asked him if he had seen the movie. He replied ever so snotty, "I lost brain cells watching that movie" In the words of Lewis Black, MY FIST STOPPED RIGHT AT HIS FACE! But before I broke his nose, Deanna says to the guy, "But no one wants a roundhouse kick to the face while you're wearing those pants" TOOOO CLASSIC! Made for an awesome night. WHY did I NOT take a picture with this camera phone o' mine? All that money for a camera phone I forget I have. Blah.

I think it is also important to mention this, my friends are known for their creativity of course, but I got a comparison today that I just feel as though I need to share with you beautiful people. This comes straight from my friend Erin (otherwise known as the E-liminator) who resides in ROME, NY (its like the West Virginia of New York)

..."(insert name of idiot here)'s intellect/intelligence is comparative to the size of a fruit flys testicle."

You gotta admit, that's pretty freakin small!

While I'm on Erin, let's also mention this. May I first say, witty little thing she is. She threw this riddle upon me today, "What do you get when you cross 2 tards and a military law enforcement personnel?"

referring of course to herself, Deanna, and me. Her answer?
"............maybe you get 3 tards"

Now, examine some of my ideas:
i must say, 2 tards plus a military police officer can = several options.

1. Nothing Special, Sorta Special, and Very Special
2. B.E.D version 2.0 (NEW AND IMPROVED) longer lasting, more fun, lots of tech support
3. Two monkeys and a Zoo Keeper
4. Two turntables and a microphone
5. Two Yanks and a Hillbilly
6. One SUPA DOPE FLY LESBIAN and her groupies
7. The Law meets the outlaws
8. one utterly amazing orgy
9. Our on little season of "LOST"
10. High risk for getting arrested

Lastly:

I discovered today that I was colorblind...after all these years...are you kidding me? I STRONGLY ENCOURAGE each of you to take the time and check yourself. I HAD NO IDEA! Explains alot. Like why I've NEVER matched anything I wore.

Color Vision Deficiency Test


NOTE WORTHY SPOTS TO PLAY ON:

1. Know who they are talking about (for my new found MN friend Dusty, a lovely friendship brought together by Robert)

2. Look at him go (for those who aspire to one day be able to cut up the rug like no other)

3, You too can be Mr. Miagi! (be a man, or woman, and play the darn thing!)