Virginia is for lovers? or jackasses?

Thought of the day...

Virginia is full of Jackasses!

Now wait....whoa...hear me out before you send me nasty-grams! AHEM. What I mean by that is this...so um I'm on my way back from B-Burg today and I stop in Dublin for a food and pp operations break at the Tacobell / Gas station off exit 101 on 81. I head for the bathroom. Now I know that each of us does the same thing when we go into a public bathroom. We do the "stall search". Meaning you check out a couple before you commit to one. I ask you this....what is the ONE thing we can count on seeing in EVERY public restroom stall in the world? That's right, graffiti! Mostly you see...

Sally Jessie hearts Billy Boy (etc)
Call 555-7734 for a good time! (etc)
Some ever so clever and witty rhyme about number 1 or 2 (etc)
...or like the porta-potty at area x of Schofield Barracks, HI announces: girls 2 fuck, listing the appropriate names. (did you make the list?)

Anyway, that's what we are subjected to each time we grace the doors of a public bathroom stall. If you are clueless you either have no kidneys or bowels or you've been in a cage using newspaper your whole life.

Well, lets just say that out of the 3 stalls I checked out today in this lovely truckstop establishment, 96.48 percent of the graffiti was POLITICAL! Mostly I saw things like:

"Bush SUCKS!"
"IMPEACH BUSH"
and even some potty stall spam for a website: buyblue.org (have no idea what it's about)

Needless to say that of the 96.48 percent political graffiti I read, 99.957 percent of it was indeed pro democrat.

Let me just say 2 things. 1, I love the fact that Virginians are so god damn political! And 2, I love it even more that they are so democratic! GOD BLESS EM!