ROME if you want to....

...46 days and countin!

Most of you know I'm headed for the beautiful and lovely (detect underlying sarcasm here) town of Rome, NY on DEC 19th. Now it's true I've never been to Rome before so I can't really judge it but from what I've heard it's not the most happening place in the world, unless of course you have some strange addiction to dollar stores. My motivation for heading to central NY tho is not for it's welcoming atmosphere or amazing landmarks and attractions. Nope, not at all. More because on the days I will be there.....I'll get a double dose of Deanna AND Erin! WOOOOOHOOOOOO! Been missin me some D to the double LL! And God knows me and Erin were jipped on our hang out time back in Hawaii. HUMPH! I'm still bitter about that!

ANyway, if you've frequented the blog at all, you know that these cats like to drink a little bit. Just a little bit. Hell, this blog alone is probably at least 80 proof. :) But I must admit, since vacating the 808 state my tolerance has trickled down to nothing. My normal consumption of a 12 pack a week has disgracefully turned into a six pack every two weeks! And according to D...since abandoned by ALL her friends this summer...she too has lost a bit of tolerance which means the mighty Rome and Joe Blows Hitchin post or where ever the hell they drink at up there might claim some lives!

This is why Erin...I mean Sprinkle McMittens has devised a plan for me and D see below:

"I took the liberty of developing a tolerance regime in order to prepare you for the vigorous alcohol consumption we will take part in upon your arrival:

1.47-33 days prior to NY arrival, consume 1 shot of 99 every 6 hours (preferably at 6am, 12pm, 6pm and 12am) Sunday threw Saturday- for the weekends you may need to set your alarm to have your morning shot.
2. 32-14 days prior, Up shot dosage to every 3 hours
3. 14-7 days prior, continue same dosage. Mix 1 part 99 of your choice to every 3 parts of your total liquid consumption...even if it means puttin it in your milk, do it.
4. 6 days prior, fill old IV Bag with 99 and insert needle to arm. refill bag as necessary for the next 6 days.

In the event that the above mentioned regime turns you into a raging alcoholic please read disclaimer below.

I, erin elerick take no responsibility for the effects and or outcome of the above advice however, my alter ego Sprinkle McMittens, assumes full legal responsibility in the event of a lawsuit directly resulting from the abuse of the above regime."

HOLY CHRIST! This is gonna be dangerous...unless of course our drinking is rudely interrupted by the sounds of Erin snoring at the bar which she apparently did at the RED LION in WAIKIKI!

my own disclaimer:

I pray to the Gods in the heavens that we live through this little endeavor. May we maintain an unfatal blood alcohol content and may I not walk away from the trip with yet another girlfriend! Cause just as the shirt Erin has made for me says: "I heart Rome girls and Rome girls heart me"