There is hope for us all...

Yesterday it was brought to my attention that Rachel Wiggins...is mawwied. (That's married for those of you who can't speak wiggabonics) I'm excited for her. I even asked Wob (Rob) to buy her a Gatowade (Gatorade) and give it to her with my bwessings. :)

This should give us all a shimmer of hope that we too will find our soul mate one day. Wiggins, who brings new meaning to the phrase...anger management, and who never should have been trusted with a weapon larger than a super soaker 250, has found love! Isn't that amazing, this burping, farting, disgusting pig of a girl managed to find someone that would marry her! I mean, after the failed romance with Wussel the love Muscle...who would have ever imagined?

So Wiggins I say, CONGWATS! From your ole pal Butwong!

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