Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

this is starting to frustrate me...

I KEEP DREAMING ABOUT SNAKES! This time, the bastard was already dead, or so I thought! Tried to hack him up with an axe, much like I tried to kill that centipede that was lurking (word of the week) around the 2604. Only I didn't use an axe for that one, just my shoe a bbqing fork and a knife. But I digress, back to the snakes...

So I'm hackin away at this thing, it's even in pieces but that son of a bitch tried to attack! As I was fighting it off, I spilled gasoline and the next thing I knew....everything was a blaze. Thankfully I woke up right after that. What does it all mean?! Someone, please give me insight on this stupid, horrible, no good, very bad dream!

The only thing I could find myself was this:

Dream symbol: firefire, fires, firing, fired

Interpretation:
A dream about fire could denote 1st and/or 2nd chakra issues
Intense passion
A burning desire
Kundalini energy; sexual, creative, potent energy
Purifying or cleansing something, ridding yourself of unwanted things
Something that has a life of its own, is difficult to control
A symbol of death and rebirth
Somebody on fire may symbolize a need to purge your life of them
Psychic energy
Uncontrolled negative emotion
Withholding information, argument or emotions, holding back, holding your fire
Torment or an intense trial, going through fire and water
Rearing to go on something, being all fired up
Displaying anger or having a fiery temperament
A need to delay something or be patient, hang fire
A spiritual ritual or initiation
Being unable to find a point of clarity and truth, confusion, being too close to the fire
Being fired may suggest fear of dismissed or disregarded, not necessarily within a work environment
An energetic person, a fireball
Feeling attacked from all sides, between two fires
The zodiac signs of Aries, Leo or Sagittarius are all fire signs



Dream symbol: snakesnake, snakes, snaking, snaked

Interpretation:
A snake within a dream often symbolizes transformation, resurrection or rebirthing
A snake bite may suggest self-sabotage
Mysticism, healing, enlightenment
Being highly sensitive to the vibrations of others
A sleeping or coiled snake may represent Kundalini energy or life force
The penis
Sexuality or sexual energy
Temptation
A negative association with a snake may denote being afraid of your own power
Choosing an indirect route or being unfocused
For many westerners, snakes represent fear or death
Something that is snaky may represent betrayal or insidiousness
A devious, sneaky or dangerous person, a snake in the grass

...hmm after reading that, maybe I do have an idea, but tell me yours!