Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

Friday, July 08, 2005

Let's blame it on the Mint Mocha Frappuccino!

...my latest addiction! (oh GEEZ! The damn dots have invaded again!)

As I was, it's 1:59 am and I know this because of my other latest addiction: humanclock.com. Every time I take a peak at it, I imagine submissions I'd like to make. I also want to encourage Rob to go ahead with the idea of shaving a time into his chest hair for a submission. Yessssssssssssss!

While I'm wide awake thanks to starbucks and their legal addictive substances I wanted to share with you just a few little things that tend to, um, how you say? Annoy me. :) I'll just briefly note things I recognized today, that annoyed me. Certainly on a grander scale there would be many more. But lets just review the day, shall we?

  1. Being treated like I'm 10 instead of my actual age of 25, we can thank mom and pops for this one! So thank you Mrs. B and "Deddy" Why do parents do that? Why? Why do they refuse to realize that their children are no longer in actuality, CHILDREN?
  2. When I put something somewhere, I do so with the intention that the next time I go to get it, I will know where it is. Today, this is directed at car keys.
  3. Land-line phones. I have not had anything other than a cell phone for 4 years now and I'm beginning to understand why that is a beautiful thing. Being in a house that seems to have a phone in almost every room means that when someone calls, the tintinnabulation that occurs could wake the dead! SO LOUD! And when people seem to call every 5 minutes!!?!? This can get pretty obnoxious.
  4. As if the ringing wasn't bad enough, when people call 3 times in less than 30 minutes with little or no point to the phone call.
  5. Tornados
  6. People who don't believe you when you tell them a tornado has touched down and you have to call them back. AHEM...Erin, Aunt Doris.
  7. Bipolar tendancies. Nothing is more frustrating than when you are having a conversation with someone, it's cordial, then all of a sudden they spark major attitude for no apparent reason. The winds changed direction maybe?
  8. Smashing a finger!
  9. Samshing the same finger twice!
  10. When the cell phone dies in mid text message.
  11. Idiots
  12. Ridiculously deep southern accents
  13. North Carolina Humidity
  14. People who sing songs and totally screw up the lyrics. (with one exception to this rule, Sarah Black, "ridn in my car, racin to her house.....these are my confessions")
  15. Poopy Diapers (Ground Hog Day-Bill Murray "Does he have to use the word poopy?")

After all this excitement today, tornados and all, "Julia I gotta let you go...we got cows!"



PS I was aimlessly wandering in random blogs tonight, read this, and I don't know, for some reason it hit a nerve. 2004, what a year. :(

"It's hard when you care for someone, will always care for someone, and you have to move on. Our relationship was not good, but I can still remember exactly what his eyes look like with tears in them. It hurts." - Contagious

1 Comments:

Blogger bornrong said...

um...umm....how bout them knicks? my bad dawg.

1:05 PM

 

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