I'm just two people short of a threesome!

Where has the laughter gone?

Today/tonight I have managed to run the battery down on my cell phone at least twice. Talkin to all those crazy cats back in the 808 state! One thing alot of us agreed on, we haven't laughed as hard as we used to when the full gang was together. Some of us have already traveled to separate corners of the world and some of us will be on our way soon. I miss the laughter, I miss the FUN. I miss $3.50 super huge mugs at Dixie Grill during happy hour. I miss the guy in the girls bathroom at Dixie Grill. I miss it all. So this is for my friends, pals and buddies for life, let us remember and laugh.

• Jack Johnson Kokua Festival 2004 and 2005
• Guitar Cups, good for drinking chocolate milk out of!
• Hiking up Ward Ave stone cold drunk eating egg rolls and stopping every two feet to apply soy sauce.
• Ward Ave.
• gnocchi!!!!!!!
• mmm Jack in the Box
• Coldstone
• Late nights at Sandy's with beer and stolen chips!
• Trash Can Confessionals
• TOO MANY heinekens!
• Derussy Parking Lot
• Dollah Ballah at RED LION!
• Graffiti in the bathroom at the Red Lion
• Getting thrown out of the Red Lion
• Bribing the bouncer 3 months later to get back in to the Red Lion
• 507 WHAT?
• D who is that guy in the gold chain?
• "Showin you my crotch"
• Rob and Benny up in the Black Garter "Do they know?"
• I can make you a Celebrity over night!
• 2 six Zero fizzie
• La who? La WHAT? LaDONT!
• Lonewolf "the old adamenko is dead"
• Pop the popcorn, apply the buttery seasoning, grab the remote, tune tv to ch. 5 the home team at 11pm, press record on the vcr, and walllllah! Monday Night SPECTACULAR!
• Pajamma Jammie Jams
• Welcome to our paper christmas!
• Smores anyone?
• "We gotta work the twizzle"
• What's your type? 1,2, c? D?
• JAGER!!!!!
• "I'll take that!" (shoves b's cell phone in pants)
• It's 6am D...let's drink cider!
• We cheat at pictionary
• "Dear God, thank you for these sandwiches.....and new friendships"
• Let's go to goodwill!
• I want a shirt that says Kalihi ALLSTAR
• Hear that gagging sound? Those girls in 2604 must be doing their dishes again
• Lets do a shot!
• What do their shirts say?
• Magooooooooos!
• Broke Dick Monday's
• Don't let B take anyone to the beach!
• I think they call it jizz
• Titties McGee
• last goonies weekend!
• damn that predictive text!
• invasion of the back fat rolls
• Drivin home dawg? PAPER, ROCK, SCISSORS
• Jug of Carlo + D = Gum + Hair
• Jug of Carlo + LaDONT = T.R.O.U.B.L.E.
• Chinatown Chinese New Year
• Nun's Having Fun
• CHEESE DOGS
• Pet Geckos on the Lanai
• LaQuita goes to college
• B.E.D.
• Loud noise complaints
• ice ice baby....
• Nap D fo LIFE!
• I am the thumbmaster
• I wonder when Deanna's Birthday is?
• "why don't you drink til my thumb goes down"
• D: "That couple at the end of the bar is either saying, those girls are lesbians OR those girls have really good posture!"
• Sarah: "...that's probably why they shot you in the eye" (to Ruben in ref. to his dislike of Tupac)
• Rob: "I'll sleep with a man to prove I'm straight!" (defending his heterosexuality)
• B: "So I gave him a hand job, so!" (details kept confidential)

Oh wow, this doesn't even scratch the surface. But I hope it's enough to bring back the laughter for a minute!

I'll close on this, Sarah and B, great philosophers are we.

B: "Love is a four letter word dawg..."

S: "Yeah man, I know.....think I'm gonna stop cursing."