Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

Monday, July 18, 2005

ignorance killed the cat. curiosity was framed.

It's no secret that I have a love for witty humor. In fact all of my friends share this same respect for wit, no matter how dry. Perhaps this is why we each have an extensive love for the trendy t-shirt collections of stores like, American Eagle, Urban Outfitters, and Holister. These places carry a magnificent selection of hysterical t-shirts, a vast array of humor "to go". However, there are a few t's me and the swarm would like to see:

Top 10 T-shirts that should exist:

  1. I could look that cute if I tried.
  2. I probably did...sleep with your girlfriend
  3. Slow but SMOOTH
  4. I'm just "Big Boned"
  5. Let's get married in VEGAS!
  6. I'm not now...but give me a few drinks!
  7. Don't hate me because I have unlimited text
  8. I heart Japanese Women
  9. Got Death Wobble? Jeeps ROCK!
  10. I'm "friendly" when I drink

Wanna add to the collection? Leave you submissions!

1 Comments:

Blogger bornrong said...

..get a rope

9:21 AM

 

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