House Arrest

So I was going to call into work today, but I figured I wouldn't because it's already ferris bueller's day off, so instead i drank a glass of beetlejuice and ate some mystic pizza, got in my truck and headed for the freeway, my vision blurred and everything appeared to be in the color purple, as i approached a men at work zone i swerved around the contruction and just as i got past the cone,heads turned because i looked like a jerk. I figured I shouldn't say anything and realized this was going to be one crazy summer and i'd be better off dead than to star a fight caused by road rage, just remember i know karate, kid! Not to mention I'm armed and dangerous! Good thing I got back up if I need it! Big T, Sarah Black and D..now there's three amigos that will always stand by me. They really are in a league of their own. Think I'll call him if i head to washington, but i'm not sure if i'll go cause i'm always sleepless in seattle I mean, it's no city of angels. I looked down at my seat and wondered who's harry crumb is this anyway? i tossed it in the trash and called roxanne to meet me for breakfast at tiffany's. she declined because she's one of those mean girls but i was saved by finding my little innerspace a happy place I go when I'm having a bad day. Maybe one day i'll be one of those ladykillers that finds a pretty woman who wants to live with me in the burbs. Until then, I think i'll just steel magnolias for the secretary, and maybe she'll let me kiss the girls. There you have it, my life, just like a book of shadows, doesn't it remind you of a scary movie?


if you need me...i'll be out killing gnomes with sporks!