Guilty Feet (Remix)

What do you do when then song has lost it's sparkle? REMIX!

Welcome to Damn Those Guilty Feet Vol. 2!

UPDATE: We (Berthrong and Black) founders of B.S. Busters, are currently designing a device which will deliver electric shocks to the dishonest party. It will be permanently attached to the liar liar pants on fire, and will emit one electric shock to said individual each time that person chooses to tell a lie. (2 electric shocks will be emitted if the attempted lie was really bad, just for being stupid) Below is a rough draft of plans for production:




Is all this really necessary you ask? We'll let you decide.

Case 7: A young man by the name of Needsashock, has desperately tried to prove his love to his girl by playing hide-and-go-seek the phone. He proclaims that he is totally faithful and there is nothing to hide....Except his phone of course! If it's out of sight, then the calls/text messages aren't really transmitting. I guess it's kinda like that whole, if a tree falls in the forest type thing.

Case 8: Mea Culpa, has tried time and time again to tell her fiance that she wants NOTHING to do with her ex. Though apparently she HAD to call said ex the other day to get a phone number for a local tattoo parlor in Bumfuck, NY. I suppose this may be believable if Bumfuck, NY did not have the 411 Service like the rest of the US. I know good ole TMobile offers "411 & More". Sure, it costs like $1.99 each time you use it, but really should you put such a monetary restriction on love? Isn't your fiance worth 2 lousy bucks? Not to mention we have this wonderful thing called INTERNET which we know GOOGLE can find anything!

Case 9: Mr. Schuldig demands that his ever growing collection of admirers are really nothing more than old friends, cousins, grandparents, or whatever he believes will distract his girlfriend. Nothing is going on and he's being totally honest! It's not him, it's these girls, could possibly be true, I mean after all, we can't help who falls for us, but why are you constantly deleting your SENT mail Mr. Schuldig?

Case 10: I'm gonna sum this one up really short and sweet and let each of you derive from it what you will. You do not FORGET 13+ PEOPLE!


OH NO! Someone beat me to it!