We interupt this program to bring you an important announcement!

****NEWS FLASH***** earlier this evening, the young woman you see pictured before you was reported missing from the DR. D.M.Berthrong home for the criminally insane. She was last seen wearing casual attire consisting of t-shirt, bandana, and rex kwondo pants, which remarkably destroyed all evidence of BFR. BEWARE! She's considered armed and dangerous particularly when exposed to alcoholic beverages! Has slight drooling / mucus problem. She has already claimed the life of two turtles, one (whose identity is still being investigated) was abused, left for dead and hurled from a 6 story high lanai, she abandoned the other, a very educated turtle (Laquincia) that was recently enrolled in Chaminade University of Honolulu, and one rough tough beta fish, Bluestarfighterthunderspeed, may he rest in peace. ALSO....THIS JUST IN....apparently the escapee, who goes by the alias d double L, was discovered fleeing the scene of a local Waikiki establishment after making off with over $100+ worth of food and alcohol. She may be working alone or with accomplices. If you know the whereabouts of this individual, please contact the local authorities, FBI, CIA, IRS, NAACP, Lone Wolf Society, and the Black Panthers immediately!