Do you remember way back when....

We first got introduced to the internet?? Back when email FWDS were the best thing you'd ever seen. How many of you got touched when they received that "National Friendship Week" forward from someone on your buddylist? It just melted your little heart didn't it?? Or hows about the notices that poor little Sally, Johnny, Joe, or whatever the name of the kid was for that week, who was in the hospital and their last request was to receive letters and post cards or whatever!?? Do you remember?? OF COURSE YOU DO! Don't act innocent! Don't act like you didn't fall right into the trap of chain email! We all did it long ago.

Now, we seem to mumble profanities when we open our inboxes to find those very same FWDs still circulating the net. And you wonder why if the person who sent it to you was indeed a friend, would they continue you waste your time with such nonsense? Who out there still gets suckered into reading them? AH HA! Well I myself make good use of the delete button most of the time, yet still, sometimes I'll get suckered in myself.

Today I found one that I decided I'd be silly enough to infact share with everyone, however instead of forwarding it along...I figured I'd just post it here so that if you wanna read it. It's up to you.

*side note* How many people have received the horrible text forwards???? If not, don't worry, your time is coming! When you are sitting in the theater watching a movie, it will strike, a forwarded text from 5 other numbers that asks you if know what CHRIST did for you. Just ask our buddy Rob!

1.Have you ever fallen off your bed? Well...not my own bed, but I fell off my ex's raised bed in her dorm room once...yeah...that was fun.
2.Do you sleep on the floor? Ummm NO, unless we're camping out in the livingroom to watch movies :)
3.Have you ever gone camping? Twice, it's called FTX (field training excercise) in basic training..wasn't much fun tho
4.Do you like to play hopscotch? Um nooo. Tell me when a 25 year old has time to play such a thing.
5.What do you do when it rains? "I'm only happy when it rains!" Sleep or have sex :)
6.Are you on a computer, laptop, etc.? THat's just a little TOO personal don't you think??? hahha
7.Where are you now? Just a figment of your imagination...
8.How many surveys have you done today? scroll up and see if you can answer that question yourself
9.Whats the last movie you've seen? Back to the Future, I don't get out much
10.Do you go to summer school? nope but I got summer teeth....(JOKES! don't want you cats thinkin I'm toothless!)
11.Do you go to camp? Yep, Camp Crystal Lake (chi chi chi chi HA HA HA HA)
12.Have you ever played rugby? No
13.Have you ever played basketball when it was storming? Uh huh
14.Are you a cheerleader? LEAVE THE VIDEO TAPE OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO TOLD YOU?? WHO??
15.What's your favorite college? One that gives me a degree
16.What elementary school did you go to?The one where Ms. Johnson taught PE
17.Middle School? No middle school, just intermediate then jr. high...where Ms. Johnson taught PE
18.High School? Think Ms. Johnson liked me...she followed me the whole way!
19.College? A few
20.Out of all of them, which mascot was your favorite? We always beat up the mascots..
21.Do you wear spirit wear?Do I wanna know what spirit wear is?
22.Do you sprint when you run? Only run when chased..by dogs, police, people with guns, or Drill SGTs.
23.What are you listening to now?The ever soothing hummmm of...nevermind, you don't need to know!
24.What color is your cursor? WHY DOES COLOR ALWAYS MATTER TO YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!
25.Have you ever been to a wedding?Yep, my cousins got married...to each other
26.Have you ever worked at a fast food restaurant? You can't prove anything!
27.How many times have you moved? Enough to know I never wanna do it again!
28.Do you take medicine? I'm getting help for that...I'm in a program and it's got like these 12 steps or something.
29.Where have you been out of your country? Very often Hawaii felt like another country...but Sept of 2006 I'm Italy bound!
30.Whats the most exotic place you've been to? Your mom's bedroom
31.Are your nails painted? I got a little bit of clear polish still left from the lovely cat women of "Trina's Beauty Supply" where they do spa pedicures that me, D, Sarah, Ladont, and a few others seem to enjoy.
32.Do you have makeup on?Yep, I look like the Joker from Batman
33.Do you wear glasses? only when I get type C in my eye
34.Do you know anyone that is blind?Yes, my friend Rob is blind in one eye!
35.Do you have friends that are conceited?Let's see...me, Rob, Sarah, ummm Shaneazy, umm Ladont, ummm my sister...actually it's "just confidence misconstrued as something evil" :)
36.Have you ever planted a tree? No but I've killed a few
37.What's your favorite color?BLUE!!!!!!
38.Do you think you are popular?Sure..with who? with what?
39.Do you text people? evil grin...according to my tmobile bill...i send/receive 4000-6000 a month THANK YOU UNLIMITED TEXTING!
40.Do you have a cell phone?This is the year 2005 right?
41.Have you ever tried counting to a million? That's why we have technology...so I don't have to!
42.Do you read during the summer?YES and in the fall, the winter, and the spring! woohoo! I CAN READ!
43.What is one thing that is turned on all the time? my girlfriend....JOKES! ummm my cell phone, can't leave home without it!
44.Do you have asthma? I'm out of the army now...i can answer honestly...YES!
45.Did you ever want braces?This thing musta been designed for 13 year olds....I HAD braces many many many years ago
46.Have you ever caught a firefly? yes, it burnt my hand
47.Did you ever cut your own hair? Often...but the last hair cut was given to me by Shanelle...explains the crooked side burns :)
48.Have you been to a palace? I lived in a palace...it was called THE Two6ZeRoFizzie
49.Do you want to be a queen/king? no, but I've dated a few DRAMA queens :)
50.What are you wearing? nothing
51. have u ever roasted marshmallows?Had a pretty good time with smores one night...even got some pictures to prove it.
52.Have you made a snowman before? snowmen are boring...I make snowpigs!
53.Is it snowing? let's see...it's JUNE...in hot and humid NC....NOPE no snow!
54.Do you have a secret handshake with someone?That is none of your business! That is between me and the SWARM!
55.Have you ever made paper? No but I've eaten lots of it!


Ahh see wasn't that fun?????? hahahhaha Feel free to copy it and answer your own in the comments section!

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don't think the word idiot is used enough actually....I'm also a big fan of gutterslut apparently :)