Damn those guilty feet!

Myself and my esteemed colleague Sarah Black, have decided to start our own business. We call it BS Busters. Why you ask? Simply because our sole purpose will be to either help those in need with figuring out whether or not they have been lied to AS WELL AS, help those poor saps who try to lie but really do a horrible job, come up with a slightly more believable one.

For example lets take a look at the first case. (names have been changed to protect the identity of those who insist on living life dishonestly) Suppose there is a girl named Shanethel. And lets say that Shanethel has a girlfriend whom she's claimed she loves with all her heart. Ooops, it must have slipped her mind for a moment, and oops she mighta slept with their ex (yes, that's right, as in they both share the same ex...yes I know, jerry Springer from the get go). Now certainly, honesty is the best policy, but if Shanethel had decided that she must in fact tell a lie, perhaps, "I slept with HER, to prove to HER, that I love YOU" was probably the stupidest thing anyone has ever said on the face of the earth.

Case 2: A strapping and handsome young lad named, Coldheartedsnake, (he's Indian, feather not dot) who has been dating his love for over a year, and has already been deemed untrustworthy thanks to a sketchy little past. Pictures and lies. Should know that when his girlfriend found pictures of an Australian Bartender in his luggage that a lie like, "oh those are just pictures of a girl my friend Rupaul was dating" will only work if you first inform Rupaul that he was dating said girl.

Case 3: HOLY CAPS! YEAH JUST SO WE HAVE IT ESTABLISHED THAT WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO BACK UP A LIE...TYPING IN ALL CAPS WITH LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doesn't make your lie more believable.

Case 4: When caught in the act by your significant other, just as our dear friend Rochelle, as she was riding shot gun in the an automobile she probably shouldn't have been riding in, BLAMING it on her dear sweet loves failing eyesight AND/OR an alleged intake of pain killers will only make you look like an idiot.

Case 5: When your ex approaches your girlfriend trying to prove that the estranged two are still talking, much like Candy approached Tarah about Steffan, Steffan shoulda said that keeping the dvd remote was clearly an oversight, instead of denying he ever had it and then leaving it in some things to be stored at his girlfriends house.

Case 6: I suppose the wonderful words of wisdom handed to us by WHAM!/George Michael have proven true. For as you are caught grinding on a girl that you have proclaimed time and time again that you don't even talk to, tho you so gracefully blew off plans with someone else (who you've wasted all this time proclaiming said lie to) when she sees you and catches you red handed...or yellowed hair....best stop the grinding and run out of the club before she gets out of the bathroom cause...it's true...guilty feet ain't got no rhythm.

In closing, if you truly need to lie to someone, perhaps you should run it by the B and B (Berthrong and Black) otherwise known as, BS Busters. So that maybe you have a chance in hell of making your lie believable, cause trust me kid, we've heard it all.