Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Fruit Loops VS Cracklin Oat Bran

Here's a good question which was asked to me this morning. At what age do we put down the Cocoa Puffs and pick up the Bran Flakes? Is it so wrong to be 25 years old and still diggin' on some Fruity Pebbles? Who says I have to eat Smart Start just because I'm an adult? Should I feel immature and ridiculously silly just because I'm carrying my box of Boo Berry to the cashier instead of some Go Lean Crunch? All my favorite cereals, kid cereals I guess you would call them, with all the sugar coating and marshmallows, and things that make the milk turn cool colors while you are consuming, taste great! Can anyone out there dispute that? I don't care how grown up a person is, no one can tell me they don't enjoy some Apple Jacks from time to time. Furthermore, who TRULY enjoys the taste of all that bran and adult cereal out there? It's like someone chopped up some cardboard and threw it in a box and said, "HERE JUST ADD MILK." GROSS! The only way I can choke down a box of cardboard flakes is if I empty half of my sugar bowl on them first. But really, the only thing that does is now make it a sugar coated piece of crap. YUCK! I'm sticking with my Cap'n Crunch Berries and you guys can keep your Honey Bunches of O's.

And yes, the prize inside may help determine which cereal I get on that day. (big smile)

LET ME STATE FOR THE RECORD...

I'd like to thank Miss Erin for bringing this thought upon me and helping me to investigate my true feelings about breakfast cereal. THANK YOU!

By the way, D digs the adult stuff, claims she always has....SIGH!

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